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I got 18 out of 27! yay!
The average person only gets 7

This is based on U.S. & CDN info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see! There are 27 questions about things we see everyday or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life. Put your thinking caps on.

No cheating! No looking around!
No getting out of your chair!
No using anything on or in your desk or computer! Can you beat 22 ?? (The average is 7)

Write down your answers and then check your answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions. That means no looking at your phone or anything on your
desk...Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject
line to show how many you got correct! Forward to your friends and also back to the
one who sent it to you. LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. Here we go!

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15. What is on the back of a Canadian dime?
16. How many sides does a stop sign have?
17. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
18. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
19. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
20. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
21. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
22. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
23. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats ?
24. On the back of a Canadian $1 coin, what is in the center?
25. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
26. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
27. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?





















ANSWERS
1. Bottom
2. 50
3. Right
4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold
5. 1, 0
6. Right
7. 20
8. Red
9. 88
10. Clockwise (north of the equator)
11. Towards bottom right
12. 12 (no .1)
13. Left
14. Clockwise as you look at it
15. The Bluenose
16. 8
17. Left
18. 5
19. 6
20. Bashful
21. 8
22. Ace of spades
23. Left
24. Loon
25. *, # (number/pound sign)
26. 3
27. Counter

Can someone point me towards the moment in my life where i became addicted to horrible television?? Don't get me wrong i completely love it...but god it's really awful!

Stuff that i have been watching RELIGIOUSLY:
1. Adult Swim
2. The Bachelorette
3. The Amazing Race
4. Maury Povich (2x a day sometimes)
5. Nanny 911 and Super Nanny
6. Mom Swap and Meet Your New Mommy
7. My Sweet Sixteen
8. Made
9. American Idol
10. Teen Titans



Now seriously. This is what happens when you are unemployed. All the more motivation for me to get off my lazy ass and get a job already.

I can't wait until i MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE! OMG i need a JOB NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As soon as I get a job i am so OUT! End of story.

Regina George


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HAHAHA if you know anything about my Ireland trip...you'll know why i find this so funny!

So Jason and I started watching White Noise last night. I made him turn it off half way through. I was freaked out. Has anyone seen this yet? If you have...let me know! Does it stay that scary...or could i make it????


I'm still a little freaked out!

Last night Jason and I went out to eat with my friends from Ireland. God i miss them more than words!! Jason LOVES Melissa and MJ, and really couldn't figure out what was going on with Joanne...but after a little clear up he was embarassed but ok! We also went to his friend Matt's art thingy... A naked Matt, something i wasn't expecting..but hey it happens! We also met Jude, CMU Chris, and his friend to go out for Indian in Oakland. SOOOOO GOOD! I feel like a total fatty (and kinda sick actually).


I have Noah later today..then i'm probably going back to see Jason, because he's leaving me this weekend. BOOOOO!

have you ever been so dissapointed in someone...that you start getting so angry with them you could just spit? Have you ever decided that maybe you were being unrational...so you talk to someone that doesn't know the situation at all just to make sure you were going insane? Yeah i did. And let me tell you, so far...EVERYONE AGREES.

Whenever that other person, the one i actually respected and loved, decides to come back...LET ME FUCKING KNOW.





Other than that...i haven't been doing much. The job hunt is finally on. I think i've filled out enough resumes to last a life time. And there are more to do still. Tomorrow i get to see Jason! YAY! I hate that he's at school and i never get to see him! We're going out to dinner with Melissa, MJ, and Joanne from Ireland! WOOOOO! I miss them SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much! It's the first time i've seen anyone from Ireland...well other than Nathan.....since i got back! I actually might be meeting up with Nate later too! OW OW


That's really about it!

1. Copy and post this in your LJ
2. Bold anything that is true
3. Leave plain anything that is untrue

01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I watch more tv than I used to.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've tried marijuana.
09. I've watched porn movies.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past
relationship.

12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.

14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I've been told I have a nice butt.

19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart. I'm not a genius, just smart.
21. I've never broken someone else's bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I love rain.
24. I'm paranoid at all most times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
26. I need money right now.

27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs. (at least most of the time!)
35. I have a twin.

37. I couldn't survive without caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.

41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have major mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
45. I have cheated on a significant other.

46. I have a hidden talent.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.

65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I've graduated college.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I have had the cops called on me before.
74. I bite my nails sometimes.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger...
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol before.
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of this moment.

100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you've never met.
102. Kissed someone you knew you shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show "Lost."
111. I think Beyblades is the coolest show in coolsville.
112. There are more things I could be better at, if only I tried harder.
113. Sometimes I don't like food.
114. I worry sometimes that I'm not being the best friend I could be to the people I care about.
115. I desperately want people to respect me, but it rarely happens.
116. I have never been able to say anything positive about myself and truly believe it.
117. I am bisexual.
118. I think Scottish accents are very attractive.
119. I'm very neurotic and suffer from acute paranoia.

120. I speak another language besides English.
121. I joke about eating shaking, and kicking babies.
122. I'm most likely to spend money on music.

Hi guys!


I'm in Ireland! I've been here for almost 3 weeks now...and i'm still loving it. I also have a new boy in the works....so i'll see where this goes...

Other than that I just wanted to let everyone know that i'm still alive...and i haven't drunk myself to yet!

Love you all! well most of you anyway!

Lindsay!

ps. at the school i'm teaching in i'm unable to actually look at livejournals...just update to them..so i really wouldn't bother responding or anything...i probably won't be able to get it from here!

Oh holy hell...i leave for Ireland in 5 days! SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!




I no wanna go.



Jason i'm going to just stay in your dorm from now until December...no one has to know!